I didn’t want to break up with her and I miss her terribly and i’m eating chocolate ice cream but I can’t have dairy and I know I made her cry and I feel horrible about the whole damn thing.
I listened to sad music, I cried, I listened to happy music and got drunk, I danced around the kitchen, I cut my hip, I invited David* over, I got shitfaced, I puked 5 times, cried about everything, said I fucking hate Mary* and that I resent she left me alone, said a lot of strange stuff, don’t remember much, slept, woke and stayed up until 6 am, drove David* home around 8, been fighting a massive stomachache all day and not doing homework.
hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*
Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like
what the fuck kind of scenario is that
a gatsby party
But I’m a Cheerleader, 1999
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
Beard and Flowers
As requested by…well, pretty much everyone
Titan aka the Mermaid Moon
These violent delights have violent ends
I have this tattooed on me! literally no one knows this quote