I don’t want my biggest accomplishment of the day to be that I emptied the dishwasher.
My grandpa passed so I went to North Carolina for is funeral.
Look at this little panty snatcher fucking caught in the act…
I can’t even.
A comic about why witches are stereotyped as riding broom:
Apparently once upon a time there was an ointment one could rub on a broom - that was most popular amongst herbalists (such as many witches) - that was a hallucinogenic. One would ride the broom for masturbating purposes and the ointment would be absorbed through the mucus membrane of the vagina and give the rider a sensation of flying.
Now you will never look at Quidditch the same way again.
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
I can hear her in a man voice
why do straight people always think that people who aren’t straight are going to hit on them like you ain’t that hot sit down